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[bloodandblunder]

"H... hello? Um, this is me-- ah, Noire! I'm Noire, and I'm very sorry for missing you somehow... I promise I'm not avoiding you, unless you're scary or you're Mo-- trying to curse me. U-um, so when I can figure out how to-- ( beeps ensue, followed by a shriek of fright ) O-oh, no! What did I push, how do I-- make it-- oh gods, did I break it?! W-why can't we just talk in person?!"

[ BEEP. ]

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[bloodandblunder]

Er-- um, you know there are some things that should just be between you and Oz...

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[intendance]

.... ... .... ... ...........

Whoa, Noire, I didn't know that you and Morgan were already thinking about those sorts of things!

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[bloodandblunder]

That's--!! [ ... quite the yelp, Noire. ] W-w-we're not! Not exactly!! It's just-- I mean, I didn't know he could kiss like-- no, it's nothing!!

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[intendance]

[...]

Part of me wants to hear how you were going to finish that metaphor, but part of me really, really doesn't.

[...huh.]

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[bloodandblunder]

It's... probably better to just let it drop. Please.

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[intendance]

Oh, all right!

[a p a u s e.

... ... ... ]

So that turned way more sordid than I was expecting it to when I called.

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[bloodandblunder]

I'm sorry-- um, really, I'm very happy for you! And I'll make sure to congratulate Oz when I see him.

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[intendance]

Ha ha ha! You should! He makes the most adorable blushing faces when he thinks too hard about it.

It's great!

[good...girlfriend....]

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[bloodandblunder]

... You two really are alike. [ Poor Oz. ]

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[intendance]

Eh? Did Morgan say that too?

[...a thoughtful pause.]

Well, he's right! You do have adorable blushing faces!

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[bloodandblunder]

I-I don't! You could at least hesitate a little!

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[intendance]

But it's the truth! Why would I do that?

[honestly, Noire. Embrace your fate.]

And if two Morgans think so, that's double the truth, especially about cuteness!

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[bloodandblunder]

But it's still incredibly embarrassing... I don't ever know how to respond to it.

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[intendance]

Hmm... you should respond like--

"Thanks, Morgan! I'm glad you think I'm so cute, because I think you're really handsome and cute too!"

... Er, that's to the other Morgan, not to me.

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[bloodandblunder]

I-I did say that, but-- he's a lot better at handling it than I am...

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[intendance]

You did?

[Color her surprised.]

Whoaaa, that's incredible! A bit like getting the last piece of food at the Shepherd's breakfast line! I wouldn't have guessed that at all!

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[bloodandblunder]

B-because I don't think a compliment should go unreturned--!

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[intendance]

Still! You're getting so bold, ha ha ha! I'm definitely rooting for you, Noire! This is great news!

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[bloodandblunder]

T-thank you...

[ she really can't muster anything else out of sheer embarrassment. ]

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[intendance]

[there, there, Noire.

Morgan just giggles, shaking her head.]

You're welcome! Aaaanyway, I just wanted to let you know! I'll talk to you laterrrrr!

[and she'll hang up after that--talking to Noire just gave her even more of a mood boost, honestly.]