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[bloodandblunder]

"H... hello? Um, this is me-- ah, Noire! I'm Noire, and I'm very sorry for missing you somehow... I promise I'm not avoiding you, unless you're scary or you're Mo-- trying to curse me. U-um, so when I can figure out how to-- ( beeps ensue, followed by a shriek of fright ) O-oh, no! What did I push, how do I-- make it-- oh gods, did I break it?! W-why can't we just talk in person?!"

[ BEEP. ]

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[bloodandblunder]

...

Are you comparing me to a hapless baby animal?

[memlost]

Mm-hm! Everyone knows that's when critters are at their cutest.

[ FRESH OUT THE WOMB. ]

[bloodandblunder]

And their most helpless...

[memlost]

Yup. Free for the cuddling. Everyone loves baby animals! Don't you love baby animals, Noire?

[ If she says no, they're going to need a divorce. ]

[bloodandblunder]

Well, yes, I think they're cute, but I wouldn't compare myself to one--

[memlost]

Well, I would! Trust me on this one.

[ Don't make him call Morgan for backup once they have reception again. ]

Anyway, it's the final stretch. Onward!

[ He retrieves the arrow from the beast Noire last shot and then resumes the march. Next stop: the library!! ]