"H... hello? Um, this is me-- ah, Noire! I'm Noire, and I'm very sorry for missing you somehow... I promise I'm not avoiding you, unless you're scary or you're Mo-- trying to curse me. U-um, so when I can figure out how to-- ( beeps ensue, followed by a shriek of fright ) O-oh, no! What did I push, how do I-- make it-- oh gods, did I break it?! W-why can't we just talk in person?!"
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voicemail; action ; video
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[ well, if he'd been chopping a tree his whole life, that... sort of made sense, in a very puzzling way. ]
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[ Nothing can faze him right now. ]
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[ SHE IS SO CONFUSED. ] H-how? Do you feel better about getting married now? [ is that it? Did he think she wouldn't support him? ]
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[ Is it just him or does she look a little upset? ]
I'm sure you'll get married before me.
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So if you're worried about being left behind [ because she'd said that, hadn't she? ], don't be.
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I... [ think quick ]
... proposed to someone by accident.
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We established that it was a misunderstanding, though...!
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[ get very confused and very flustered and things would just go downhill from there. ]
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