"H... hello? Um, this is me-- ah, Noire! I'm Noire, and I'm very sorry for missing you somehow... I promise I'm not avoiding you, unless you're scary or you're Mo-- trying to curse me. U-um, so when I can figure out how to-- ( beeps ensue, followed by a shriek of fright ) O-oh, no! What did I push, how do I-- make it-- oh gods, did I break it?! W-why can't we just talk in person?!"
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Did I ever tell you that when I first started out, my aim was completely off, I couldn't hold the bow right, and I shot an arrow into a river, instead of the target? I was so worried about losing it that I tried going in there to find it, and I wound up with a cold for a week.
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That does sound like you. Always putting everything else ahead of you.
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In the end, I was more of an inconvenience than anything. But it really taught me to treasure my weapon more-- and to do that, I had to make myself stronger.
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And look at how far you've come, huh? Now you've got a pupil of your own.
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The honor is all mine! You're a natural teacher. You make everything so clear and simple, you know?
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[ guys stop praising each other already. ]
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I guess there's so much empty space up here that there's always room for more. And it's all about the technique! That's the difference between your ability and mine, right?
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But then you have to worry about the wind, ammunition, leading your target... getting whapped in the face by the bowstring. [ yeah ow. ] When it comes to swordplay, all you have to do is be better than the person you're fighting. But when it comes to archery, you have to be perfect every time. And that's pretty impressive!
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WallopWallace, he really did a number on you. ]It's more of a relief when you can put some distance in between you and the enemy... but I'm also impressed by the way all of you can engage them so fearlessly. [ Without resorting to BLOOD AND THUNDER, anyway. ]
Still, it's good to have some experience in several types of fighting, so I'm glad I can help this much. Even if we really need to get you a bow of your own.
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[ Dropping a handful of arrows into her quiver... ]
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I could still... um, offer advice? I don't consider it being bugged at all.
[ Noire, don't take him seriously. ]
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[ Hohoho. And now with all the arrows removed, he hauls the dummy over his shoulder and turns to Noire. ]
All right, so who are we killing?
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[ Noire ]
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[ So she'd died. After a few seconds, she adds-- ]
That might have been where they took you. We only got through because Beast Boy managed to impersonate Kite.
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I see... If there's much of anything I've been learning lately, it's that there's not much we can do against those guns.
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[ yeah, that hadn't worked with Sasha. ]
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[ He sighs a little and rubs his neck absently. And maybe it's this dying heart dragging him down, but optimism is a bit hard at the moment. Guns... ]
When Masaomi came to take me, all he had to do was point a gun at me and I knew I couldn't win. I could survive an arrow or work past a sword, but how do you begin to fight something that can kill you in a second?
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[ And maybe it's just that Noire wasn't captured, or that Noire was the kind of person to ignore things like sense when she got angry, but optimism isn't letting go of her this time. ] I think if we take the time, you could probably find a strategy that would work...
... But I probably would have tackled him.
[ Brilliant strategist, right here. Honestly, after seeing Grima up close in her timeline, and watching Lucina actually wound him... she would face a gun any day. ]
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Ha ha ha. I would've liked to see that. You'd give me a heart attack, but at least you'd give him a sound thrashing!
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You give me a heart attack most of the time as it is, so it's only fair. And he'd deserve it.
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